Fawlty Towers

Oh, London.

You are such a tease.

You have tons of hotels in my price range. You have tons of hotels in my price range in the most central areas of the city.

And all of them are universally panned on TripAdvisor.

Dear London, please stop teasing. Please give me a no-frills, but nice hotel, in a neighborhood worth visiting. You should be more like your friends Paris and Amsterdam, who provide reasonable lodging with reasonable reviews.

Please, let Fawlty Towers just be a television show, and not an undoing reputation.

Love, J.